Scottish Slang Ye Can Actually Wear

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The same Scottish words that are in the app, on tees, hoodies, mugs and mair. Every design comes fae real Scots language, properly defined, authentically worn. Nae tourist tat. Just proper patter on proper gear.

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Dictionary Tee
£24.99

BELTER

Something absolutely outstanding. The highest compliment in the Scottish vocabulary, now on a tee. Wear it and mean it.

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PATTER

The art of Scottish chat. Yer banter, yer chat, yer style of talking. If ye've got good patter, folk know it. Now ye can wear the proof.

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NUMPTY

Affectionate, accurate, unmistakably Scottish. For the numpty in yer life, or for when ye want tae remind folk whit they're dealing wi'.

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DOBBER

A fool, a numpty, a weapon. The word that covers every occasion when someone's being an absolute rocket. Wear it as a warning.

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Dictionary Tee
£24.99

STOATER

An absolute cracker. Something or someone genuinely impressive. If ye're a stoater, ye know it. Now ye can prove it.

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Dictionary Tee
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DAFT

Silly, foolish, lovably ridiculous. Scotland's most affectionate insult. Wear it wi' pride, because being a wee bit daft is a Scottish tradition.

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Dictionary Tee
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BAWBAG

The word that launched a thousand conversations. Scotland's most versatile word, properly defined. Wear it wi' pride. Read the full story →

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The Dictionary Series

Scottish Slang. Properly Defined.

Each tee in the Dictionary Series features a proper Scottish word, full definition, usage notes, synonyms and all. The kind ae thing ye'd find in a Scottish dictionary if Scottish dictionaries were actually any craic. Pished, Gonnae No, Did Ye Aye, Taps Aff, Aye Right, Numpty, Bawbag, they're aw there.

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