Scottish Slang Ye Can Actually Wear

Whit Did Ye Say? Merch

The same Scottish words that are in the app, on tees, hoodies, mugs and mair. Every design comes fae real Scots language, properly defined, authentically worn. Nae tourist tat. Just proper patter on proper gear.

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Why does this merch exist?

Whit Did Ye Say? started as an app, 1,900+ Scottish words, real voice audio, AI translation, the works. The merch is the same idea, just in a different format. Every design on every product comes fae a real Scottish word or phrase, properly defined, properly used.

The Dictionary Series tees are exactly whit they sound like, proper definitions, usage notes, synonyms and aw. The kind ae thing ye'd find in a Scottish dictionary if Scottish dictionaries were actually any craic. If ye've ever looked up "bawbag" or "numpty" in the app and thought "I want that on a tee", well, here ye go. Nae clip art, nae generic Saltires, just genuine Scottish language on quality gear.

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The Best Sellers

These are the ones folk keep coming back for. Pure Scottish, pure quality, pure gallus. Free UK delivery on orders over £35.

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BELTER

Something absolutely outstanding. The highest compliment in the Scottish vocabulary, now on a tee. Wear it and mean it.

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PATTER

The art of Scottish chat. Yer banter, yer chat, yer style of talking. If ye've got good patter, folk know it. Now ye can wear the proof.

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NUMPTY

Affectionate, accurate, unmistakably Scottish. For the numpty in yer life, or for when ye want tae remind folk whit they're dealing wi'.

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DOBBER

A fool, a numpty, a weapon. The word that covers every occasion when someone's being an absolute rocket. Wear it as a warning.

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STOATER

An absolute cracker. Something or someone genuinely impressive. If ye're a stoater, ye know it. Now ye can prove it.

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DAFT

Silly, foolish, lovably ridiculous. Scotland's most affectionate insult. Wear it wi' pride, because being a wee bit daft is a Scottish tradition.

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BAWBAG

The word that launched a thousand conversations. Scotland's most versatile word, properly defined. Wear it wi' pride. Read the full story →

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The Dictionary Series

Scottish Slang. Properly Defined.

Each tee in the Dictionary Series features a proper Scottish word, full definition, usage notes, synonyms and all. The kind ae thing ye'd find in a Scottish dictionary if Scottish dictionaries were actually any craic. Pished, Gonnae No, Did Ye Aye, Taps Aff, Aye Right, Numpty, Bawbag, they're aw there.

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Free UK Delivery Over £35

Delivered in aboot a week. Even tae Fife. Worldwide shipping available tae.

Print on Demand

Every item is made when ye order it, nae waste, nae unsold stock gathering dust in a warehouse.

Supports the App

Every purchase helps keep Whit Did Ye Say? going, mair words, mair audio, mair features.

Ready tae wear the patter?

Head tae the full store, aw the Dictionary Series tees, Ya Beauty classics, Have a Braw Day range, mugs, beanies, hoodies and mair. The same Scottish words ye love in the app, now on quality gear. Worldwide shipping available. Even tae Fife.

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The App

Want the full Scottish experience?

1,900+ Scottish words, 4,800+ audio recordings, AI translator, quizzes, insults and pure Scottish banter, free on iOS and Android.

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